COSMIKO: Neon Night

[FEED DROP]: inc. The Podcast

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[EPDR] Wolf Mountain Workshop
[INFO] inc. The Podcast 
[BIOS] Bethany and Jonas are two pencil-pushing aliens living and working on a company ship that incorporates whole planets by the dozen, tasked with organizing all of the data that is recovered from said planets.

They get through the endless days by occasionally adding meaningful stories that they discover to the Extraneous But Interesting folder, all the while navigating the complex web that is friendship and life in this corpo-futuristic nightmare.

A science fiction podcast where Douglas Adams meets The Office. Where Severance and Mad Men meet Robert Heinlein.

Happiness is Productivity. Productivity is Happiness.

[ALERT] INTENSE COMEDY detected.

[RECOMMENDED ACTION] Listen and enjoy this sci-fi comedy to completion.

[NOTE] if you don't like this show, you have to fight me. legit. catch these hands paradisum, outside riko's karaoke -zheyuan

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[Season 02 Trailer]

Good Evening, Paradisum.

 

Iced with a nerve-killer, Cyrus has seven hours before his body shuts down. The powers that be want him dead, but the city’s on the verge of a total collapse. Every player’s rotten to the core. And he’s the last one standing who gives a damn. The clock’s ticking. And everyone’s running out of time.

 

What You Can Expect:

   // Corrupted Bodies: Everyone’s got a past, but some think they’re untouchable.

   // Familiar Faces: They're older, sharper, and twice as dangerous.

   // Immersive Sound Design: Experience the dirty bass and buzz of a city on the edge.

   // Silicon-based Carnage: Bloody, close, and personal. Don't act like you don't like it.

Kick back and enjoy the glitched-out chaos of COSMIKO: Neon Night Season 02.

 

Eight new episodes. Releasing every Friday.

 

COSMIKO: Neon Night contains material unsuitable for younger listeners, including strong language, violence against humans and robots, and suggestive themes. Additionally, this season touches on sensitive topics including allusions to intimate partner abuse, drug use, thoughts of suicide, and withdrawal.

Listener discretion is strongly advised.

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End of Watch

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// It never ends with us, does it, Cyrus? Even after the precinct firebombed the Cloaca Black Market, they still drag us back into the rot. Guess we’re just built different. Keep your chin up. Even if this “big score” turns out to be another fairytale, there’s an overtime bonus in it for us. Maybe even a little something extra… if you’re sweet enough.

// Word of advice before we slip into Paradisum’s softer corners, okay? Stay in line. You’ve got that big, bleeding heart. Always trying to go the extra mile, even when the sidewalk ends in a ten-story drop.

// ENTRY END //

 

COSMIKO: Neon Night is a neonpunk audio fiction program straight from the underground. Dive into a cyberpunk future stitched together with neon lights, shotgun miracles, and dreamers too stubborn to quit. Bright lights. Dirt under the nails. No one lives forever. Etch your name in the steel before it's over.

This season contains material unsuitable for younger listeners, including strong language, violence against humans and robots, and suggestive themes. Additionally, this season touches on sensitive topics including allusions to intimate partner abuse, drug use, thoughts of suicide, and withdrawal.

Listener discretion is strongly advised.

CREDITS:
Arun Said as Cyrus Nasar
Kate Southgate as Eisley Anwar/Evelyn
Emily Lee as Tahlia Wu
Dan Liwei as Zheyuan Chen
Stephanie Chen as Yoko Matsukaze
Joshua Birmingham as José Makarios
Sofia Jimenez as Maria Rodriguez
and Vanessa Herrera as Karina Ortega.

Additional Voices:
Candace Briggs, John Smith, Irina Bocharov, Janella, and Zach Mendelson

Story and Sound by VisitTheCosmiko. 

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Borrowed Time

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// You were never the type to go down quietly. I don’t know what’s worse... Being dead, or hearing every tick of that biological clock in your skull. Let me give it to you straight, partner. It only gets worse from here. The poison eats slowly. Pretty soon, you won’t know neon from midnight, floor from ceiling.

// And still, you’re playing cop. Makarios says you’re a stubborn little bug. Well, I say bugs get crushed beneath a steel-toed boot. End of the rainbow’s coming fast, Cyrus. Let’s see if it was worth the crawl.

// ENTRY END //

 

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[EPDR] Wolf Mountain Workshop
[INFO] inc. The Podcast is a sci-fi dark office comedy about Bethany and Jonas, two aliens who meet while working together in the lowest department on a starship that travels the universe consuming planets for their raw materials.

Through their job in the General Data Acquisition and Storage Department, Bethany and
Jonas have access to the cultural and historical data of the planets their ship has
incorporated. They collect their favorite stories in the Extraneous But Interesting Folder, an
extremely-not-allowed piece of paraphernalia that, if it gets out, could spell disaster for the
duo.

inc: The Podcast is a full-cast audio drama written, produced, edited, sound designed, and all that nonsense by Wolf Mountain Workshop.

Happiness is Productivity. Productivity is Happiness.

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COSMIKO: Neon Night is a neonpunk audio fiction program straight from the underground. Dive into a cyberpunk future stitched together with neon lights, shotgun miracles, and dreamers too stubborn to quit. Bright lights. Dirt under the nails. No one lives forever. Etch your name in the steel before it's over.

This season contains material unsuitable for younger listeners, including strong language, violence against humans and robots, and suggestive themes. Additionally, this season touches on sensitive topics including allusions to intimate partner abuse, drug use, thoughts of suicide, and withdrawal.

Listener discretion is strongly advised.

CREDITS:
Arun Said as Cyrus Nasar
Kate Southgate as Eisley Anwar/Evelyn
Emily Lee as Tahlia Wu
Dan Liwei as Zheyuan Chen
Stephanie Chen as Yoko Matsukaze
Joshua Birmingham as José Makarios
Sofia Jimenez as Maria Rodriguez
and Vanessa Herrera as Karina Ortega.

Additional Voices:
Candace Briggs, John Smith, Irina Bocharov, Janella, and Zach Mendelson.

Story and Sound by VisitTheCosmiko. 

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Take No Prisoners

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// So, you picked up a little piece of roadkill, huh? Eisley Anwar. She’s cute for a junkie. I thought you had better taste. Then again, you turned me down. Maybe your brain was rotten long before I fired a round through it.

// I see what you’re building. I see the plan taking shape, and it disgusts me. But for now, I’ll keep the white gloves on. When they come off, the first thing these blood-slick hands are wrapping around is your throat.

// ENTRY END //

 

COSMIKO: Neon Night is a neonpunk audio fiction program straight from the underground. Dive into a cyberpunk future stitched together with neon lights, shotgun miracles, and dreamers too stubborn to quit. Bright lights. Dirt under the nails. No one lives forever. Etch your name in the steel before it's over.

This season contains material unsuitable for younger listeners, including strong language, violence against humans and robots, and suggestive themes. Additionally, this season touches on sensitive topics including allusions to intimate partner abuse, drug use, thoughts of suicide, and withdrawal.

Listener discretion is strongly advised.

 

CREDITS:
Arun Said as Cyrus Nasar
Kate Southgate as Eisley Anwar/Evelyn
Emily Lee as Tahlia Wu
Dan Liwei as Zheyuan Chen
Stephanie Chen as Yoko Matsukaze
Joshua Birmingham as José Makarios
Sofia Jimenez as Maria Rodriguez
and Vanessa Herrera as Karina Ortega.

Additional Voices:
Candace Briggs, John Smith, Irina Bocharov, Janella, and Zach Mendelson.

Story and Sound by VisitTheCosmiko. 

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